Oh, God...

I'm currently typign this from the closet (thank God for laptops). It's broken out of the back room. I don't know if I can fight it off. It's grown to the point where the plastic can is ready to break; I can already see cracks forming in it. I am again reminded of a hermit crab. When they get too big, the shed them, and seek out a new home. And I'm sure you know that. but

It's eaten the cat. Fuck.

I have no idea what my plan of attack will be, but I know it will involve this baseball bat...