It's Alive

It's begun moving around on it's own. It can't go far because it's so underdeveloped, but that won't last. It's "feelers" keep getting bigger, and I suspect they'll grow into full-on legs before too long. I locked it in the back room before things got out of control, and let me tell you: the little bastard is stronger than it looks. I managed to get it in there, and will observe it more carefully in the future. And by that I mean "crack the door, take a look, and run like hell."

I'm telling you, those legs are going to be trouble.


If you need me, I'll be off cleaning the shit out of my pants. I can only hope THAT doesn't attain sentience, too.