I'm Back

Well, I'm finally back. If you're wondering what happened to the crab monster fused to my back, I finally managed to scrape it off after a tussle with the local police. Officer Daniels, I'm sorry about the eggs laid in your chest cavity. Rest assured, I'm going to do the right thing here; the child support's in the mail.

Regular readers (as if there were any) will be excited to know that the crab monster has made a full recovery. He's also regained sentience, which means I can finally get some answers out of him. Watch this space.