My little brother is awesome

2 days ago, my little brother did something in school (Catholic school, at that) that I would have never had the balls to do.

Before the class starts, the kids have to say their goofy pre-class prayer. During this prater, naturally, everyone either has their heads down or their eyes closed. My brother is aware of this, and uses the time to slowly unbutton his shirt. After they're done praying, but before the class really begins, my brother slams his hand on his desk, stands up, and says (this is an exact quote):

"Wait!"

(at which point there was scilence in the room.)

My supersonic hearing detects something! The city needs me!"

At which point he rips open his dress shirt, revealing the Superman shirt beneath.

Surprisingly, he did not get in trouble. My guess is that it was too damn awesome for them to punish.

Ladies and Gentlemen...

... The stupidest match in Pro Wrestling history.

This isn't just stupid; it's stupid by the standards of pro wrestling. And yet, it's also hilarious. Maybe it's the dogs who are so vicious that they can be led around on a leash without a muzzle, maybe it's the hilarious commentary by Mick Foley and Kevin "The big fat hermaphrodite" Kelly where even they seem to realise what an insanely idiotic spectacle is taking place in front of them.

I think it's the storyline leading up to the match that really takes the cake. The Big Boss Man ground Al Snow's dog "Pepper" into chili and fed it to him. Katie Vick has NOTHING on this.

Rammstein's "Pussy" video

I know I'm about a year late on this, but I finally saw Rammstein's music video for the song "Pussy." At first there's a sense of "Wait, is this all? Is this what everyone was so riled up about?" There was nudity, sure, but it mostly amounted to a few breasts and some suggestive posing, nothing like what the title would lead you to believe. Then, as the video winds down, WHAM! you're barraged with images of full-on penetration.

And you'd think that's what makes it weird, but it's not (we're talking about Rammstein, after all). What makes it weird is that the sexy bits are interspersed with super close-up images of Till Lindemann's face screaming that he "has a deek-ah!" The video starts going porn-angryGermanguy-porn-angryGermanguy
and your libido is like "wait, what?"

Beyond that it's not a very interesting video. Song's pretty catchy, though.

Here goes nothing...

I have no idea what this blog is going to be about, so here's Batman fighting a Shark in the meantime:

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