WTF?!

This is getting really, really weird.

The burrito slop was at the bottom of my trashcan just this morning. It seemed larger than it was yesterday, but I assumed my imagination was playing tricks on me. Clearly, I was wrong. There's no doubt about it-it's absolutly getting bigger. After digging for it yesterday, I re-covered it with the rest of the trash. As of five minutes ago, pretty much everything in that can is covered with disgusting brownish-yellow slime.

Whatever I spit up the other day was no ordinary burrito. It's now taken over my trashcan. Maybe I'm a sucker for punishment, but I'm going to wait until tomarrow and see how big it gets.

Burrito Follow-Up

I checked the trash can yesterday, and it turns out the chewed-up burrito didn't disappear; it just leaked through the trash down to the bottom of the can. Thing is, it seems to be getting bigger. There's more of it now than there was yesterday...

... Could it be growing?