Shit. SHIT!

I know this isn't terribly long after my last post, but I swear to God that thing just made a noise.

Overflow

Well, in the few hours I was at work, The former Burrito slop has gotten even bigger. It's at the point now where it's overflowing out of the top of the can and dripping onto the floor. I've looked inside, and some of the trash has shifted places again. There's a long strand of goo that's connected by a mold-covered straw to a plastic bag filled with a dark purple fluid. There are some other things in there that I can't get as good a look at, as well as the acid pit at the bottom, which is now faintly glowing and partially enclosed by juicy membranes.

...

I'm not saying these things are organs, but that's exactly what they look like, and it's freaking me out. What's worse, the bits of the slop that have dripped over the rim are harder than the rest of it, and are almost perfectly symetrical. So I'm thinking this thing is alive, somehow.

Bad and Getting Worse

I checked on the can this morning, and sweet Jesus is it nasty. I had an idea about moving it, but the bag is all wet with... Something.

As for the inside of the can, it's worse than before. There's a thick layer of crusty slime all over everything. I tired removing a piece (with gloves, of course), but it's stuck firmly to the wall of goo. Oddly enough, most of the trash has been somehow shoved to the sides of the can, allowing you to look straight to the bottom, where a strange green juice has begun to gather. I spit in it to see what would happen.

There was a sizzling noise, and some stream rose up. If I didn't know any better, I'd say it was developing digestive juices...

More information as it develops.

WTF?!

This is getting really, really weird.

The burrito slop was at the bottom of my trashcan just this morning. It seemed larger than it was yesterday, but I assumed my imagination was playing tricks on me. Clearly, I was wrong. There's no doubt about it-it's absolutly getting bigger. After digging for it yesterday, I re-covered it with the rest of the trash. As of five minutes ago, pretty much everything in that can is covered with disgusting brownish-yellow slime.

Whatever I spit up the other day was no ordinary burrito. It's now taken over my trashcan. Maybe I'm a sucker for punishment, but I'm going to wait until tomarrow and see how big it gets.

Burrito Follow-Up

I checked the trash can yesterday, and it turns out the chewed-up burrito didn't disappear; it just leaked through the trash down to the bottom of the can. Thing is, it seems to be getting bigger. There's more of it now than there was yesterday...

... Could it be growing?

I know what this blog is for

So... I finally know what I'm doing here. Earlier on it was just reviews of random stuff, but now I have something of note to talk about:

Anyone who's ever eaten at Taco Bell knows that the burritos literally look like shit. We close our eyes and swallow it down, knowing it's shit, but ignoring our instincts because of how cheap it is. Today, I ate a Taco Bell burrito. About halfway through, I was swallowing a chewed-up chunk of it when The fucker leaped out of my mouth.

It wasn't puking, exactly; a bit of it literally just slid up my throat and shot out of my mouth. Thankfully, the trash can was right there to catch the disgusting thing. After I got back from rigorously washing my mouth out, I looked in the trash can to find that the little ball of dark, yellowish slime had vanished.

So either I imagined the whole thing, or it moved by itself.

My little brother is awesome

2 days ago, my little brother did something in school (Catholic school, at that) that I would have never had the balls to do.

Before the class starts, the kids have to say their goofy pre-class prayer. During this prater, naturally, everyone either has their heads down or their eyes closed. My brother is aware of this, and uses the time to slowly unbutton his shirt. After they're done praying, but before the class really begins, my brother slams his hand on his desk, stands up, and says (this is an exact quote):

"Wait!"

(at which point there was scilence in the room.)

My supersonic hearing detects something! The city needs me!"

At which point he rips open his dress shirt, revealing the Superman shirt beneath.

Surprisingly, he did not get in trouble. My guess is that it was too damn awesome for them to punish.