Ladies and Gentlemen...

... The stupidest match in Pro Wrestling history.

This isn't just stupid; it's stupid by the standards of pro wrestling. And yet, it's also hilarious. Maybe it's the dogs who are so vicious that they can be led around on a leash without a muzzle, maybe it's the hilarious commentary by Mick Foley and Kevin "The big fat hermaphrodite" Kelly where even they seem to realise what an insanely idiotic spectacle is taking place in front of them.

I think it's the storyline leading up to the match that really takes the cake. The Big Boss Man ground Al Snow's dog "Pepper" into chili and fed it to him. Katie Vick has NOTHING on this.

Rammstein's "Pussy" video

I know I'm about a year late on this, but I finally saw Rammstein's music video for the song "Pussy." At first there's a sense of "Wait, is this all? Is this what everyone was so riled up about?" There was nudity, sure, but it mostly amounted to a few breasts and some suggestive posing, nothing like what the title would lead you to believe. Then, as the video winds down, WHAM! you're barraged with images of full-on penetration.

And you'd think that's what makes it weird, but it's not (we're talking about Rammstein, after all). What makes it weird is that the sexy bits are interspersed with super close-up images of Till Lindemann's face screaming that he "has a deek-ah!" The video starts going porn-angryGermanguy-porn-angryGermanguy
and your libido is like "wait, what?"

Beyond that it's not a very interesting video. Song's pretty catchy, though.

Here goes nothing...

I have no idea what this blog is going to be about, so here's Batman fighting a Shark in the meantime:

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