Tuesday, November 22, 2016

Jesus Christ, 2016...

Hell of year.

The Empire's in power again, and building another big stupid war machine. Seems like we only just blew up the last one, but I guess you just can't keep a bad idea down. Speaking of which, The Enterprise crashed and burned. I hear they lost Chekhov. Normally this would the time to call in the superheros, but they're all too busy beating each other up.

Wait, Superman's dead? Somebody call Starman! He's dead too? That leaves Godzilla, but it looks like he's a bad guy again. What? The ID4 aliens are back? This is nuts! Who the hell is in charge here?!

Biff Tannen...? That explains a lot.

Strange times.