More Noise, and Some Other Things...

The thing in the can is making noises pretty regularly now. It's a gurgling noise, like an empty stomach. The bits out over the sides have extended and hardened; they look like they'll grow into feelers of some sort. After very carefully approaching, I looked inside.

The actual garbage is nearly invisible now, with only the barest outlines showing through the muck. If you listen closely, you can hear a heartbeat. There's some gunk developing around the rim that'll probably end up being the mouth.

So yes, it seems my puked-up burrito is growing into a monster, and I seem to be all right with that. Weird.

Shit. SHIT!

I know this isn't terribly long after my last post, but I swear to God that thing just made a noise.

Overflow

Well, in the few hours I was at work, The former Burrito slop has gotten even bigger. It's at the point now where it's overflowing out of the top of the can and dripping onto the floor. I've looked inside, and some of the trash has shifted places again. There's a long strand of goo that's connected by a mold-covered straw to a plastic bag filled with a dark purple fluid. There are some other things in there that I can't get as good a look at, as well as the acid pit at the bottom, which is now faintly glowing and partially enclosed by juicy membranes.

...

I'm not saying these things are organs, but that's exactly what they look like, and it's freaking me out. What's worse, the bits of the slop that have dripped over the rim are harder than the rest of it, and are almost perfectly symetrical. So I'm thinking this thing is alive, somehow.

Bad and Getting Worse

I checked on the can this morning, and sweet Jesus is it nasty. I had an idea about moving it, but the bag is all wet with... Something.

As for the inside of the can, it's worse than before. There's a thick layer of crusty slime all over everything. I tired removing a piece (with gloves, of course), but it's stuck firmly to the wall of goo. Oddly enough, most of the trash has been somehow shoved to the sides of the can, allowing you to look straight to the bottom, where a strange green juice has begun to gather. I spit in it to see what would happen.

There was a sizzling noise, and some stream rose up. If I didn't know any better, I'd say it was developing digestive juices...

More information as it develops.

WTF?!

This is getting really, really weird.

The burrito slop was at the bottom of my trashcan just this morning. It seemed larger than it was yesterday, but I assumed my imagination was playing tricks on me. Clearly, I was wrong. There's no doubt about it-it's absolutly getting bigger. After digging for it yesterday, I re-covered it with the rest of the trash. As of five minutes ago, pretty much everything in that can is covered with disgusting brownish-yellow slime.

Whatever I spit up the other day was no ordinary burrito. It's now taken over my trashcan. Maybe I'm a sucker for punishment, but I'm going to wait until tomarrow and see how big it gets.

Burrito Follow-Up

I checked the trash can yesterday, and it turns out the chewed-up burrito didn't disappear; it just leaked through the trash down to the bottom of the can. Thing is, it seems to be getting bigger. There's more of it now than there was yesterday...

... Could it be growing?

I know what this blog is for

So... I finally know what I'm doing here. Earlier on it was just reviews of random stuff, but now I have something of note to talk about:

Anyone who's ever eaten at Taco Bell knows that the burritos literally look like shit. We close our eyes and swallow it down, knowing it's shit, but ignoring our instincts because of how cheap it is. Today, I ate a Taco Bell burrito. About halfway through, I was swallowing a chewed-up chunk of it when The fucker leaped out of my mouth.

It wasn't puking, exactly; a bit of it literally just slid up my throat and shot out of my mouth. Thankfully, the trash can was right there to catch the disgusting thing. After I got back from rigorously washing my mouth out, I looked in the trash can to find that the little ball of dark, yellowish slime had vanished.

So either I imagined the whole thing, or it moved by itself.